Why Miley?

What is with our national obsession with celebrities, especially younger ones? Who cares? ALL I hear lately is whining about Miley Cyrus, AKA: Hannah Montana. I'm serious, this seems to be all the scandal people talk about any more.
Why?
I think it's mainly because we've gotten used to our over-used celebs in hollywood right now. They've done every scandalous thing in the book, slept with half the people in California, and entered rehab more times than anyone can count. Of course, they always appear on TV with a zoned out expression on their face, as they apologize "deeply" and swear to never do it again because they've seen the error of their ways. They usually show up on TV a few weeks later, apologizing the SAME way, for doing the SAME thing, AGAIN. And they interrupt the global news for this?
Miley, on the other hand, seems to have an "innocence" about her that scandal artists are obsessed with.
"No one can be so innocent and normal," they think, and they're probably right. It probably won't be long before we see Miley on TV apologizing for something stupid she did.

My opinion? WHO CARES?
Why did everyone freak out about her faked "pregnancy?" Why are they freaking over the "Vanity Fair" pictures? We've seen it all before, it's just a new person. So chill out, forget about it, and stop interrupting my news from Iraq or Wall Street to tell me about this stuff.


(Her show sucks, so why do people watch it?)